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11 hours ago with 300,184 notes + via megalmighty © josephjostars-remade
Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
11 hours ago with 125,951 notes + via laughing-llama © fucktheflagandfuckyou

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

11 hours ago with 52,447 notes + via megalmighty © onlylolgifs
Being in a relationship ends in one of two ways; breaking up or death. When you think about it like that, love really is doomed from the beginning yet we continue to nearly kill ourselves anyway just to taste it. —

Unknown (via psych-facts)

this is the realest and more terrifying thing i’ve ever read.

(via outofthewhore-dinary)

11 hours ago with 14,841 notes + via megalmighty © psych-facts

askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

11 hours ago with 110,656 notes + via tricksterity © hellyeahthomassanders

astrofemme:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS

11 hours ago with 215,845 notes + via sebuhstian © lowbrasschikah

gehrardway:

'fuck off, it's meese' is literally the best thing gerard way has ever said

18 hours ago with 37,949 notes + via morelikesinchester © neutralmilked

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

18 hours ago with 156,565 notes + via jaredpadaleckeh © netlfix

gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it

18 hours ago with 183,188 notes + via agentrodgers © thestroyer

strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

18 hours ago with 162,177 notes + via gabriels-gal © strawberry-taffy
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