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sauronthenecromancer:

ultrafacts:

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that is literally the cutest image ever, a lion sneezing out a cat

3 hours ago with 21,801 notes + via dragondean © ultrafacts

the-muse-of-breath:

"Awh, what a cute baby boy! What’s his name?"

[screaming noise]

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

4 hours ago with 451,930 notes + via cas-lost-his-wings © thirdeyedeaf

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

4 hours ago with 73,220 notes + via cas-lost-his-wings © slutdust

lovelyrainysunset:

webuiltthepyramids:

I laughed. I feel so bad.

dude, he’s married to Miss India, he aint doing so bad

4 hours ago with 72,899 notes + via the-masked-merchant © nothanksyous

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

4 hours ago with 284,791 notes + via cas-lost-his-wings © dutchster
Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
Mother: You love me?!
Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
4 hours ago with 25,894 notes + via evilangel579 © official-sokka

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Also while I was waiting in a cab line yesterday I was having a very stressed and frantic phone call and the dudes standing in front of me were laughing about it and then one of them was like “wow you’re having a rough day” in the most recognizable voice ever and that’s when I realized H Jon Benjamin was laughing at my pain

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oh my god

matafari:

fancycannibal:

douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series

4 hours ago with 26,648 notes + via cas-lost-his-wings © fancycannibal
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